Hollywood elites lose their minds as Trump secures a historic comeback victory in the 2024 Presidential Election.
At a Glance
- Donald Trump wins the 2024 U.S. Presidential election, securing over 270 Electoral College votes
- Trump becomes the first former president to return to power since 1892 and the first convicted felon elected president
- Celebrity reactions range from outrage and despair to celebration, highlighting the deep political divide
- World leaders, including allies and potential adversaries, congratulate Trump on his victory
The Great American Comeback
Well, folks, it’s official. The man they said couldn’t do it, the man they tried to bury under a mountain of lawfare and media hit pieces, has just pulled off the greatest political comeback in American history. Donald J. Trump, against all odds and despite the best efforts of the deep state, mainstream media, and Hollywood elites, has reclaimed the White House in a stunning victory over Kamala Harris.
As the results poured in, showing Trump securing key battleground states like Georgia, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania, the meltdown from Tinseltown’s finest was nothing short of spectacular. It’s almost as if they forgot that America isn’t run by Twitter polls and awards show applause meters.
Despite a slew of celebrity endorsements for Kamala Harris, Donald Trump has declared victory in the presidential election, resulting in an immediate reaction from Hollywood. https://t.co/fxBWZ2V1H6
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) November 6, 2024
Hollywood’s Hysterical Hissy Fit
The usual suspects in La La Land wasted no time in unleashing their unhinged reactions. Christina Applegate, apparently forgetting that she’s an actress and not a political analyst, eloquently tweeted, “Why? Give me your reasons why?????” Well, Christina, maybe it’s because Americans are tired of open borders, skyrocketing inflation, and being lectured about their “privilege” by millionaires who live behind gated communities.
Jamie Lee Curtis, apparently auditioning for the role of Chicken Little, warned that “Many fear their rights will be impeded and denied. Many, minority groups and young people will be afraid. Gay and trans people will be more afraid.” Because clearly, the sky is falling, and the only thing standing between America and total annihilation is… Kamala Harris?
The Voice of Reason (Or Lack Thereof)
In a stunning display of wit and intellect, Bette Midler chose to quote H.L. Mencken, apparently suggesting that Trump voters are incapable of complex thought. It’s always heartwarming to see millionaire celebrities sneering at the intelligence of working-class Americans. That strategy worked so well in 2016 and 2024, didn’t it, Bette?
“When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite incapable of weighing ideas, or even of comprehending any save the most elemental — men whose whole thinking is done in terms of emotion, and whose dominant emotion is dread of what they cannot understand. So confronted, the candidate must either bark with the pack or be lost… All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum… The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” – Bette Midler
Meanwhile, Stephen King, taking a break from writing horror fiction to live it, compared democracy to a fragile item in a shop. Perhaps Mr. King should stick to writing about haunted cars and consider that maybe, just maybe, the American people aren’t as easily spooked by the Trump boogeyman as he is.
A Voice of Reason in the Wilderness
Amidst the cacophony of celebrity meltdowns, a few voices of reason managed to break through. Piers Morgan, in a refreshing display of common sense, congratulated Trump on “the greatest comeback in political history.” It’s almost as if some people can acknowledge reality without their heads exploding.
“Piers Morgan sent Trump his “congratulations,” calling his victory “the greatest comeback in political history.” In a celebratory post, he wrote: “A testament to your resilience, mental strength & never-give-up mentality as your enemies tried to kill you, jail you & brand you the new Hitler. Good luck in your second term.”” – Piers Morgan
As the dust settles and the reality of Trump’s return to the White House sinks in, one thing is clear: the next four years are going to be a wild ride. Buckle up, America. The Trump Train is back on the tracks, and this time, it’s got even more steam. Let’s hope Hollywood can find a safe space big enough to house all those fragile egos.
