
Trump’s economic strategy is already paying off, with Apple’s CEO hinting at a massive investment in America before the inauguration.
At a Glance
- Trump announces potential large-scale investment by Apple in the U.S. after speaking with CEO Tim Cook
- SoftBank commits $100 million investment to create 100,000 jobs in America
- DAMAC pledges $20 billion for data centers across multiple states
- Stock markets and small business confidence soar in response to Trump’s economic policies
- Bitcoin surges past $100,000, signaling widespread economic optimism
Trump’s Economic Tsunami: Big Tech Opens Its Wallet
Well, folks, it looks like the Trump Train is picking up steam, and this time it’s dragging Silicon Valley along for the ride. Our soon-to-be President has been busy making deals that would make Midas blush, and the latest coup involves none other than Apple’s Tim Cook. That’s right, the same Tim Cook who probably spends more time worrying about gender-neutral emojis than American jobs.
But let’s give credit where it’s due. Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and let’s face it, unparalleled deal-making prowess), has managed to get Cook to consider investing bigly in the good ol’ US of A. And how do we know this? Because Trump told us so, of course!
The Art of the Apple Deal
During his “Make America Great Again” victory lap in D.C., Trump dropped this bombshell: “I spoke with Tim Cook of Apple. He said they’re going to make a massive investment in the United States because of our big election win.” Now, isn’t that something? It seems the prospect of a Trump presidency is enough to make even the most woke tech CEO see the light.
“I spoke with Tim Cook of Apple. He said they’re going to make a massive investment in the United States because of our big election win.” – President-elect Trump
Of course, Apple hasn’t officially commented on this potential investment. They’re probably too busy trying to figure out how to spin this as their idea all along. But let’s not forget, this is the same Tim Cook who worked with Trump on the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board back in 2019. Maybe he got a taste for making America great and couldn’t resist coming back for seconds.
The Trump Effect: More Than Just Apple Pie
But wait, there’s more! Trump’s Midas touch isn’t limited to fruit-named tech giants. He’s got SoftBank throwing $100 million into the mix to create 100,000 American jobs. And let’s not forget DAMAC, who’s pledging a cool $20 billion for data centers across the heartland. Texas, Arizona, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Ohio, Illinois, Michigan, and Indiana are all getting a slice of this high-tech pie.
“This historic investment is a monumental demonstration of confidence in America’s future. And it will help ensure that artificial intelligence, emerging technologies and other industries of tomorrow are built, created and grown right here in the USA.” – Trump
It’s not just the big boys either. Small business confidence is at a 39-year high. That’s right, folks, small business owners haven’t been this optimistic since Reagan was in office. Coincidence? I think not.
Wall Street and Crypto: Riding the Trump Wave
And let’s talk about those market numbers, shall we? The S&P 500, Dow Jones, and Nasdaq are all up since Trump’s win. It’s almost as if the mere thought of competent leadership is enough to make the markets swoon. But here’s the kicker: Bitcoin has shot past $100,000. That’s right, even the crypto nerds are feeling the Trump effect.
Apple’s shares have jumped over 20% in the past year, pushing them close to a $4 trillion valuation. Who knew that making America great again would be so profitable? It’s almost as if Trump’s economic policies actually work. Imagine that!
So there you have it, folks. While the left is busy trying to figure out how many genders can dance on the head of a pin, Trump is out there making deals, creating jobs, and sending the economy into the stratosphere. It’s amazing what can happen when you put America first, isn’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go check my 401(k). I have a feeling it’s doing just fine.