Biden Team Flubs ‘Shoegate’ Explanation

in a story that probably would have had a 48-hour life cycle has now exploded all over the Biden team.

After several incidents and the Hur report, President Joe Biden has been sporting new shoes.

With Biden trailing in the polls and voters worried about his cognitive ability, the last thing his team can afford to happen is a Biden trip.

So his team has decided to get him “lifestyle sneakers” made by the brand Hoka.

Biden’s specific shoe, the “Hoka Transport,” has a “wide sole” that is “no doubt great for stability.”

An Inside Edition report said, “The shoe bears the seal of approval from the American Podiatric Association for being beneficial to foot health.”

The story itself would have fizzled out if Biden’s team had enacted a “silent treatment” strategy, but they were triggered.

Fox News contacted the White House, and Deputy Press Secretary Andrew Bates said, “I know y’all don’t care for presidents who exercise. But don’t worry – you’ll get used to it.”

Seriously? Biden can barely walk with a normal gait, and they claim he’s exercising.

So here’s the thing about “exercise” shoes.

Most people wear exercise shoes to work, and then they put on normal shoes.

That (as of the writing of this post) doesn’t seem to be the case with Biden.

Look, we can clear this all up. Let’s have a nationally televised/streaming charity golf tournament between former President Trump and President Biden. No commercial breaks or anything, and we can all watch Biden show us his “vigor.”

Throughout the event, we’ll put up a side-by-side split screen so viewers can watch both men at the same time.



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